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一连上之后,方煜直接开门见山。

“是你建议过取消春节的年夜饭的吧?”

孟伟:“这个不对吗?据统计,年夜饭是让人上吐下泻去医院最高的一顿饭,尤其是年夜饭喝不少酒,打架斗殴的几率也比任何一顿饭都高,甚至影响社会和谐,导致犯罪率增高,取消年夜饭有什么不好?”

这话一说完,网友们又炸锅了。

【我说近年来年味儿淡了不少呢,原来原因是出在你这儿呢。】

【你建议的不应该是取消年夜饭,你得建议取消吃饭,不吃饭就不会上吐下泻了!】

【你得建议取消酒水贩卖的,买不到酒就不会打架斗殴了!】

【这不是有毛病吗?】

方煜:“你怎么不建议取消银行?这样不就没有抢银行的犯罪事件了吗?你怎么不建议取消汽车?没有汽车就不会有交通事故了!”

孟伟脸色一阵红一阵白,反驳道:

“人家外国的先进国家就没有一个吃年夜饭的!”

方煜一听这话直接笑岔了气儿。

“你知道年夜饭是什么吗?”

“不就是年三十晚上的那顿饭吗?”

【噗哈哈哈,试问一下哪个先进国家有春节?】

【春节是咱们九州传统的节日,也是咱们最大的节日,国外先进国家可以没有春节。】

【还他妈的砖家呢,这么简单的东西我一年级的儿子都知道,这点事儿都弄不清楚,你出来建议你妈啊!】

小主,这个章节后面还有哦,请点击下一页继续阅读,后面更精彩!孟伟看着弹幕,想死的心都有了。

方煜:“请问一下这位砖家,你这是让先祖孔圣人的棺材板都盖不住了,你敢去国外建议外国把圣诞节也取消了,万圣节也取消了吗?我就问你敢不敢!”

孟伟看着弹幕上无数的“敢不敢”,被憋得一句话都说不出来!

方煜最后直接下了论断:

“你比赵新那家伙还二壁,过年的时候千万别让你的儿女孙子回你家吃年夜饭,你老两口看着别人阖家团圆,守着冷冷清清的餐桌的时候别掉眼泪就行!二货,啥也不是!”

再次直接挂断!

网友们畅快无比,四肢百骸顿时酥麻无比,就跟那啥了似的!

再次连线。

孔程程:“你就是那个炸屎的方煜?”

方煜:“你就是那个建议取消外卖的混账?”

孔程程:“取消外卖怎么了?让年轻人学会做饭,多少年轻人的健康毁在了外卖上?还养成了好吃懒做的坏习惯!”

方煜:“咦?你这么一说还真有道理哈?那你为啥不建议取消饭店?让所有年轻人都在家做饭,健健康康。你怎么不建议取消菜市场,让年轻人都出去打猎,那多带劲?你怎么不建议取消天然气,让年轻人在家里钻木取火,避免安全隐患。”

“咦?对了,直接取消年轻人多好,让你这天天看不上年轻人的死砖家活得朝气蓬勃,白白胖胖,长命百岁,万寿无疆,直接当个老不死的!”

【卧槽!牛逼!】

【诛心了!】

【逼又忒否啊!】

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