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第1030章 快去请卢来佛祖!!!(2 / 2)

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“不信的话,你听好了!

此时,天空突然乌云密布,白光一现,小阎王已经站在那里,说:……”

讲到这里,陈默嘿嘿一笑:

“你们猜小阎王说了什么?”

“卧槽,又来这套?”

“挂王不要再吊胃口了好吗?”

“这不应该是你想的吗?”

“大家不要上当,挂王这是想不出来了!

想要空手套白狼!!!”

小金也是鄙夷的笑道:“挂王啊,你要想不出来,可以认输。

你这样没用的。

弹幕没办法帮你的。”

陈默轻笑着道:

“小阎王说:‘你说嘴巴嘟嘟,嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟,嘟一下他们就回来啊~~~~~’”

后面是陈默唱出来的。

嘟嘟姐的《嘴巴嘟嘟》被他巧妙的融入了这段子里。

小金:“……”

卧槽!!!

真的被毁了啊!!!

他怎么这么有才?

居然真的在不到半分钟的时间内,想到了毁掉我这么正经,这么热血沸腾段子的方法。

而且是一句话毁所有!!!

水友们也都乐的不行了。

“卧槽,秀啊!!!”

“天秀!”

“秀儿,是你吗?”

“你他娘的真是个人才啊!!!”

“挂王……你的歌声有毒……我吐了……”

“明明是搞笑的段子,但是配上挂王的歌声……呕……”

“挂王,你是魔鬼吗?我也顶不住了,先吐为敬!”

“挂王……呕……牛逼……呕……瞬间出戏……呕……一秒破功……”

本小章还未完,请点击下一页继续阅读后面精彩内容!陈默见自己唱了一句歌就把大家给逼吐了。

赶紧哈哈笑道:

“其实吧,我还有另外一个版本。”

卧槽!!!

还有另外一个版本?!

小金瞬间下巴都快惊得掉地上了。

半分钟想两个版本?

这尼玛是什么智商,什么创作力?

陈默:“大家听好了!

‘谁在吆喝本王?’

阎王一脸不满的现身,嘴力嘟囔着:‘都说人死不能复生,除非开挂!’

可当他正眼瞧见那馄饨铺的老板,登时汗毛炸起:‘卢……卢来……’”

小金:“……”

所有水友:“……”

卧槽!!!

又来!!!!

卢姥爷的棺材板都快按不住了!!!

抖音上是万物皆可supreme!

微博上是万言皆可六学!

你丫是所有段子皆可卢姥爷啊!!!

在一片静谧之后。

弹幕又双叒叕炸了!

“快去请卢来佛祖!!!”

“我以为你又要说卢本伟没开挂!”

“卢…卢来…卢来来卢来来卢来卢来咧,卢来卢来卢来卢来卢来咧~~~~”

“哈哈哈哈……神他妈卢来,说话跟大舌头似的。”

“其实我觉得你这样很恶心,一直消费过世主播的人,真的很恶心!”

“这老头可以啊,先挣他们的抚恤金,然后将他们复活,再送他们上战场。

继续赚他们的抚恤金。

这样一直轮回,不就是富翁了?”

“阎王:你要的全拿走,让记忆化成空,不要在乎感受,体面的无所保留。”

“卧槽,楼上的,你的弹幕为什么有声音?”

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