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第47章 《我要上春晚》(一)(1 / 2)

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身着大褂,脚踩布鞋,刘凡和游如云二人,一步一步从舞台后方走到舞台中央。

二人还没开口说话,场上已经响起了一阵欢呼雀跃的声音,尖叫声伴随着掌声,偶尔还会传出一两声的“刘凡,我要给你生猴子”等较为开放的话语,有一点遗憾的是说出这句话的是个男的。

刘凡刚刚站定,还没来得及做自我介绍呢,就听到这句虎狼之词,刘凡笑了笑,对着麦克风道:“现在你十月怀胎是不能啦,还得等十一年,到下一轮猴年才行”,说完,刘凡故作无奈的摊了摊说。

游如云也拿起话筒,眉头一挑:“噫,世界之大,无奇不有,两个男人竟然能够生出猴子来了,生物学届的有一个不解之谜呀!”

观众们听到两人随口的一句话,都哈哈大笑起来。

央视的直播间弹幕上,此时也非常的欢快。

“他来了,他来了,他带着段子走来了。”

“又到了这俩的表演时间呀,这开场,也太搞笑了吧!”

“原谅我刚刚听懂!”

“车速太快了,这不是去幼儿园的车。”

“唯,是110嘛,我举报,有人在央视飙车。”

“老大出场,期待今天老大的相声。”

“有一说一,今天最期待的就是岳岳、孙悦组合的相声和刘凡、游如云的相声了。也不知道他俩的相声与岳岳的相声比起来怎么样。”

“估计有点悬,今天岳岳和孙悦老师可是火力全开,获得了全场观众的382票,是目前的最高分,超出第二名足足有30分之多,刘凡他们不好追呀!!”

“我相信我老大,老大加油!!!”

“凡家军出征,寸草不生!!!”

直播间内,自从刘凡出场以后,弹幕就没有停下来,很多人看好刘凡二人,也有不少人表达了自己的担忧,毕竟一共400名大众评委,岳岳和孙悦获得了382票,基本获得了所有大众评委的认可,这也是历届的相声新秀大赛淘汰赛的最高票数了。

这分数,不好追呀,更别说超过了。

对于网友们的担忧,刘凡并不知晓,现在的他只想将自己的表演完美呈现,至于结果,交给天决定吧。

刘凡和游如云站定,对着观众们先是鞠了一躬,感谢各位衣食父母,而后刘凡清了清嗓子,开始了自己的表演。

他指了指自己:“好多朋友都认识我。”

游如云道:“可不嘛,着名童星。”

刘凡脸上露出灿烂的笑容,丝毫不加收敛:“过奖过奖。”而后指了指自己身旁的游如云:“对于游老师我们需要着重介绍一下。”

游如云的脸像盛开的菊花:“哎哟,太客气了”

刘凡却不走寻常路,直接开口:“这个演员叫“游如云”。”

游如云点了点头:“哎,是我。”

刘凡又接着夸了:“说的不错。”

游如云继续笑着,同时用期盼的眼神看着刘凡:“哎,不敢,谢谢大家”

刘凡却视而不见,转头说:“你瞧见了吗?大伙对你很了解。”

游如云略微思考:“嗯,是这样”

刘凡满是感慨:“台上是真好啊。”

游如云连忙摆摆手:“不敢当不敢当。”

刘凡掰着自己的四根手指说:“就这四门功课。说,学,逗,唱。反就这回事吧。”

游如云快速转身,问:“就那么回事啦?”

刘凡摇摇头,当然不是了,说:“不,关键咱得说人性”

游如云这才很满意的点头:“对,关键是人品。”

刘凡接着说:“交朋友不能靠台上。”

游如云也很赞同:“对了”

刘凡看游如云中钩,开口说:“得说台下”

游如云找了个好词儿,说:“对,得实诚”

刘凡开口,却故意顿了顿:“就人家这人性”

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