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宋国民哪里知道,他说话的瞬间,罗力就对他启动了‘整蛊卡’,他不出洋相才怪。

李老师用手捅了宋国民一下,他笑着说道:“宋老师和大家开玩笑,他这是自嘲,他是想告诉大家,千万别学他,不然只能当一个小老师,你们要有更远大的理想,当然,老师也是一个不错的职业选择,但是做为你们的老师,希望你们有更好的选择。”

宋国民尴尬无比,如果不是李老师帮为他化解尴尬,他都不知道该怎么办了,他有些搞不明白,怎么自己说说话就跑偏了?

他连忙把话圆回来道:“是的是的,我就是这个意思,我希望同学们好好学习,在面对未来的职业选择时,能有一个更好的选择,老师这个职业虽然也不错,但是我更希望你们有更好的发展,因为老师里面也有很多害群之马,比如说我,就腻不是个东西!”

这句话说完,现场瞬间安静下来,大家大眼瞪小眼,谁都不知道发生了什么,几个老师同时尴尬的不要不要的,全都暗自埋怨宋国民,特码说话的时候心里有点逼数没,怎么顺嘴胡咧咧!

宋国民更是一脸懵逼装态,这不是他本意啊,他本想说老师里面也是能人倍出,他还想举几个例子来证明一下,可是怎么说着说着就变成了这样,他一张老脸涨得跟紫茄子似的。

“噗!”

有学生已经忍不住轻笑出来,徐扬帆和几个班干部强忍着没笑,宋老师今天这是怎么了,他是来搞笑来了吗?

李老师这时候想帮宋国民把话圆回来,可是他不知道怎么下手,宋国民这话说的实在是让人无语。

宋国民只能自救,他连忙解释道:“不是不是,我不是这个意思,我是说,我是东西,不对,我不是东西,我是个人,可是我不是个好人,我是个王八蛋!”

他这句话说完,自己彻底懵逼了,这特码是怎么了?

那些老师一个个全都傻眼了,宋老师这是怎么了,他是得了失心疯吗?特码的脑子进水了,还是让驴给踢了。

学生早就控制不住了,全都哈哈哈的大笑起来,根本控制不住了,宋国民恨不得找个地缝钻进去,他这张老脸都要丢没了,今天这是怎么了?

罗力一脸坏笑的望着宋国民出丑,这货心里道:“麻痹的,让你嘚瑟,让你嘴没把门的,今儿让你把脸丢尽,老东西!”

李老师不得已站起来,他平时和宋国民关系还是不错的,这时候不帮他什么时候帮他,他硬着头皮说道:“同学们,宋老师在讲笑话,他今天有点喝多了,这样,我们先走,不然我们在这里,同学们也受拘束,不好尽兴,祝你们在未来的路上一帆风顺。”

李老师说完,慌忙拉起宋国民匆匆离开,宋国民羞躁的一张老脸无地自容,恨不得捂住脸,这特码叫什么事,自己这是怎么了?其他的老师因为宋国民的原因也全都站起来一起离开,真是丢人,许盈亲自把宋国民他们送到店外,宋国民垂着头,哪还有脸见人。

直到这些老师们离开,学生们再也忍不住,全都放声大笑,到不是因为敌视他们的老师,而是因为宋国民刚才实在是太丢人了,完全颠覆了学生们的世界观。

徐扬帆强忍着笑,偷偷望了罗力一眼,正好看到罗力望着她,小姑娘脸上一红,她站起来说道:“同学们,都不要笑了,刚才宋老师可能是喝多了,我们继续咱们的节目!”学生们立刻响应起来。

许盈把众位老师送走,她走了回来,她实在是搞不明白,怎么宋老师平时挺稳重的一个人,今天竟然说出这么奇怪的话来,真是让人百思不得其解。

许盈回来,徐扬帆连忙迎上前,学生把许盈请回坐位,许盈比她们大不了多少,所有的学生从心里面对她透着亲近,她是班主任,同其他老师是不同的,所以她必须回来。

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