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第四百六十八章 我金短抽的世界你们不懂(金泰妍专属章 名)(2 / 2)

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tiffany的认为有很大偏差。

实际上现在的jessica和徐贤的房间是很欢乐很有爱很有氛围的,现在和以后都会是这样。

jessica在徐贤的细心陪伴以及耐心开导下心绪已经完全变好了,尤其还同徐贤一起跟着允儿去中国玩了一趟,可以说jessica现在完全变了一个人,她觉得自己已经不再是什么冰山了,她想要成为暖阳,她想向允儿学习,她想变成允儿或者秀英那样有见识有胆识有能力有魄力的女生…

jessica的性格已经改变了,只是她今晚刚回来大家还没有认识到而已。

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在允儿的房间门口徘徊一会儿,又走过去在yuri和秀英的房间门口驻足一会儿,最后,tiffany握住了泰妍和sunny的房间门把手…

这一进门,tiffany立刻就感觉到了不同,空气中隐隐约约飘荡着某种不太和谐的气味儿,这种气味儿让tiffany的眉头瞬间皱了起来:这肯定是谁的臭袜子没洗,额,也不对啊,泰妍和sunny的脚都不臭啊,房间里又没有卫生间,这气味儿自然跟该出现在马桶里的东西没关系…关键是,关键是真的好冷啊!我是来到了冰窖吗???

窗!?空调!?为什么都开着!?而且空调还给我打冷风!?

“呀!金泰妍你在干嘛!天啊,你…你怎么能这么做!?”

走出房间过道,看清床上那极为不和谐的一幕,tiffany顿时震精了!

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圆筒薯片盒,能够起到润滑作用的液体…大家猜猜床上发生了什么!?

其实,根本就没什么~

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伸出舌头将粘在嘴角处的一小块薯片舔进嘴里,金泰妍边嚼薯片边把手里的圆筒薯片盒递向走到床前的tiffany:“要吃么,烧烤牛排味,挺好吃的…”

说着,金泰妍从床头柜上拿起一盒酸奶吸了两口:薯片吃多了嘴巴会很干,得有饮料送着才行~

话说就着屁味儿吃薯片喝酸奶这件事儿金泰妍已经进行了有一会儿了,她此刻别的心思没有,只希望这种事儿以后不会成为她的日常,因为那感觉真的很特别,嘴巴里跟鼻孔里的味道差别真的好大:上面臭臭下面香香,同样都是洞,为什么待遇差别这么大呢?

好在金泰妍这一小会儿并没有再放屁,加上又开窗又开空调的,所以此时房间里的怪味儿已经淡了很多:已经有三分多钟没再放了,啊…憋的好辛苦啊,我觉得我的肚子都要炸了…嗯,一会儿来串儿猛的~!

显然,放屁这个动作她金泰妍现在已经逐渐适应了,似乎也有那么点儿上瘾,她觉得屁放出来的那一瞬间自己莫名其妙的就会感到爽,有种起飞的感觉~

金泰妍憋着劲儿就想来串儿猛的,她甚至一点都没有为串门儿来爬床的帕尼考虑,啊不对,考虑了那么一小点儿,照她的念头:帕尼啊你放心,我绝对不会在屋子中央放的,也绝对不会在你面前放,实在不行我就去窗户那边屁股朝外对着外面放呗,顺便也为首尔的空气污染事业贡献出一份绵薄之力嘛。

“金泰妍你怎么能这么做!?”

“我怎么啦?”

这章没有结束,请点击下一页继续阅读!“本宿舍的卫生规定你忘了吗?严禁在床上吃零食喝饮料,尤其不能吃薯片花生水果等等容易掉渣渣容易把被子床单染上颜色的零食,你竟敢违反规定,我天一亮就告诉允儿去,让她罚你做值日~!”

“你敢告诉允儿我就跟你绝交~!好啦好啦我不吃了还不行吗,不吃了不吃了…”

把已经吃空了的薯片筒放到一边,金泰妍伸手从床头柜上拿起那根儿大黄瓜,一掰两截,递给tiffany一截,tiffany一郁,还是接过了黄瓜,迈腿上床的同时上嘴咬了一大口…

不是说严禁在床上吃东西么?

感情tiffany刚才说过的话等于是在放屁…

放屁!?

tiffany躺下身子的一瞬间,床体受到压力导致床体发生轻微变形,随即这个变化形成了一小股动能,这一小股动能直接传导在了金泰妍的屁股上…

炸药包爆炸需要导火线或雷管儿,金泰妍放屁则只需要这么一小股动能…

额…来了来了~!憋不住了憋不住了~!

金泰妍的脸瞬间涨红:“帕尼!帕尼你快”

“别打扰我睡觉,我心情不好,对了,sunny跑允儿房间了吧…”说着话的同时,tiffany掀开了被子,钻进了金泰妍的被窝,并把被子往上一扯蒙住了脑袋…

轰~!

tiffany:“额!…”

轰~!

tiffany:“我靠我…”

轰轰~~!!

tiffany:“啊!啊!…”

轰!!!~~~

tiffany:“…”

惊雷被窝响,五雷大轰顶啊有没有!?

来串儿猛的,不得不说,确实猛,猛到家了!

“跑~!”

在那一瞬间,金泰妍认为放屁的时候不适合开口说话,否则会有可能影响到某种节奏,所以这个“跑”字她就没说,而等她放完连环五雷轰突然想起还有个字儿没说再说出来的时候却发现已经晚了…

卟~

晚了就晚了吧,金泰妍索性又放了一个小的,毕竟得给连环五雷轰画上个句号不是?

放完这个小的,金泰妍这才忐忐忑忑的将蒙在tiffany头上的被子给慢慢的掀了开来…

“帕尼,帕尼?帕尼你怎么了你脸怎么变成黑色的了?还有你这头发怎么成杂草了还在冒烟儿呢…天啊!帕尼你醒醒,醒醒…天呐,我放屁把人给崩死了,真的给崩死了,帕尼啊帕尼你醒醒你别死啊,你说你死就死怎么还死不瞑目呢?还有你嘴巴边儿上是怎么回事,怎么吃进嘴里的黄瓜又都给吐出来了呢啊你好恶心啊帕尼…”

半小时后。

“姓…姓金的…”

“额?天啊,帕尼,你终于醒了,你没有死,吓死我了我还以为你被我放的屁给崩死了呢,我这半个多小时一直在考虑要不要帮你叫救护车…”

“叫救护车还…还需要考虑?你吗比的你必须给…给个解释,否则…绝…绝交…”

“这…帕尼啊,我,我只能说我金短抽的世界你们不懂…”

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